We're facebook friends in real life
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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