I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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