Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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