how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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