just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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