I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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