I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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