I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm too high and old for this...
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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