real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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