Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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