You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
The feeling are messing with the penis
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Randomize
