Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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