yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
