just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
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