She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
