Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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