he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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