this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
You almost got us killed.
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