The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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