HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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