You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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