Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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