I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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