all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize