Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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