we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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