i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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