You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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