consequently i now know what mace tastes like
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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