I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
In America we eat man semen.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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