And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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