Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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