What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
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