He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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