Me. At least after what I've been through.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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