I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
