I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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