I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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