i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
