Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
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