And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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