nut hugger
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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