elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
it glows. i had to have it.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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