So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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