He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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