am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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