do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
