I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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