garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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