I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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