It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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