You work out of a Hotel?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize