Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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