Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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